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“I Leave You Guys for FIVE MINUTES…” — A Mayor’s Lament of EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town


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It’s time to visit one of our favorite places in Disney World!

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Tiny Train Town!

That’s right, we’re heading to EPCOT’S tiny train town! This little village is full of nonsense, malarkey, and general tomfoolery, and we love stopping by to see what’s going on. What’s been happening this week? Let’s check it out!

First of all, Madam Mayor is BACK, baby! I’ve been on a short hiatus to take care of my own tiny human recently, but now I’m back on the job — ready to tell these tiny train town people who’s boss and restore some order in the itty bitty city. Many thanks to Interim Mayor Robin, who kept you guys in the loop while I was gone!

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Guess who’s back, back again?!

Now, it’s time for some updates! In the most heinous of crimes, I came upon a bovine murder scene. Clearly, some of the town’s farmers were having it out, and the ensuing battle resulted in the death of an innocent cow. The murderer has been locked up in the town jail, and to him I say — “Dishonor on you, dishonor on YOUR cow!”

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Bovine MURDER

When I stopped by to check on the town’s jug band, I found a fairly happy surprise — they have some new members! It looks like the band has added some vocalists, and they’ve even got a dog mascot now. Thankfully, they all seemed to be getting along (unlike the days of the jug band scandal a few months ago).

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The jug band!

Of course, I also had to check in on Little Suzie, who is (as ever) living her incredibly dangerous daredevil life on top of the town’s watchtower. As you may recall, she was adopted by one of our town’s law enforcement officers a while back, but it seems that he was busy dealing with the cow murder case, and she was able to escape to her favorite place — the edge of the watchtower where there’s no guardrail.

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Good grief, little Suzie.

On the bright side, it seems as though some of our residents took my absence as the perfect time to start sprucing things up. A group of farmers planted some grass along the rail lines — the perfect place for some grazing cows or for an afternoon picnic. Maybe we can get the jug band to come play over here for an afternoon soiree!

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Town improvement?

And finally, I made a stop in the town square, where several of the residents were waiting to greet me and welcome me back. You guuuuuys! You shouldn’t have! I’m gonna cry. 🥲 I’m so glad to see you again.

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I love these little guys!

I’ll make sure to check back in with the tiny train town during my next visit to EPCOT so stay tuned to DFB. And if you’re heading to EPCOT, check out our list of must-dos in the park for 2025!

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