Disney4me Posted March 1, 2024 Report Share Posted March 1, 2024 Listen, I don’t get embarrassed about many things. We have to chat about a huge bathroom problem If you want to talk about real life, personal, “taboo” stuff, I’m your gal. Yep, I’m totally open to chatting about TMI things that happen to you in the Disney World bathrooms. Like, it happens to all of us, so why shouldn’t we just laugh about it? You get the point. And today I need to talk about the elephant in every Disney World bathroom. Yessiree. The toilet paper. My dad went to Disney World ONE time, and a comment of his has been trapped in my brain ever since. He went to the bathroom, and when he came back out, he said, “That right there is what you call ‘John Wayne toilet paper.’ It’s rough, tough, and doesn’t take off NOBODY.” Toilet Paper Yeah. Precisely. This post is about the epidemic of John Wayne toilet paper that’s running RAMPANT at Disney World. Like, this is a luxury theme park. Why are we using ONE PLY?! Actually, scratch that. This is more like half-ply. Quarter-ply. Toilet paper It has gotten to the point where some of our team members have contemplated shoving rolls of their own toilet paper into their park bags. Fort Wilderness This might be a bit better if the bathrooms at the resorts, especially the DELUXE RESORTS, had better toilet paper. They don’t. The John Wayne toilet paper haunts even the $1,500-per-night hotel rooms. Toilet Paper Anyway, nothing is more uncomfortable than toilet paper that doesn’t do its job. We know we’re not the only ones thinking this, so we’re opening this conversation. And hopefully, Disney will hear our pleas. Please, Disney. We don’t want John Wayne. We want plush. Luxurious. Quilted. Two ply. We’ll continue hoping and praying for better TP. In the meantime, be sure to follow along for more Disney news so that you never miss a thing! The Disney World hotel that’s FINALLY taking our poop anxiety into consideration Join the DFB Newsletter to get all the breaking news right in your inbox! Click here to Subscribe! WE KNOW DISNEY. YOU CAN, TOO. Oh boy, planning a Disney trip can be quite the adventure, and we totally get it! But fear not, dear friends, we compiled EVERYTHING you need (and the things to avoid!) to plan the ULTIMATE Disney vacation. Whether you're a rookie or a seasoned pro, our insider tips and tricks will have you exploring the parks like never before. So come along with us, and get planning your most magical vacation ever! GET YOUR GUIDE NOW What do you think of Disney World’s toilet paper? Let us know in the comments! The post We Regret to Inform You About This Uncomfortable Disney World Bathroom Problem first appeared on the disney food blog.View the full article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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