Disney4me Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 We’re back with an update from the WILDEST town in Disney World! Hey there tiny villagers! If you’ve been following along with our adventures in the tiny train town in EPCOT, then you know that this itty bitty city is filled with crime, dastardly deeds, and in general, complete anarchy. As the self-proclaimed mayor of the village, I’ve been attempting to catch the criminals in their wrongdoing and keep the town on the straight and narrow, but during a recent visit, I found some concerning problems. First of all, I know everyone’s always dying for a werewolf update! Our town’s bravest and most valiant citizen, Dave, is still defending his house (and all the people of the village) from the beast that’s tormenting him. Recently, we were able to get him some supplies and other townspeople have volunteered to take over the night watch so that Dave can sleep. You go, Dave! Werewolf update And speaking of updates on our most famous citizens, Little Suzie’s parents still have not retrieved her from the incredibly dangerous observation tower after its broken rail incidents. I’m starting to believe that it’s Little Suzie causing all this damage. Little Suzie, what did you do?! In a completely unrelated incident, we’ve started to receive reports of a prankster or a thief removing the front doors from various homes around town. Multiple residents have come home from work to find their front doors missing — no belongings have been stolen from inside the houses as of yet. What’s happening over here? When doing a checkup of homes to account for stolen doors, I stopped by one of our neighborhood farms. There looked to be some kind of mischief afoot. An unconscious man lay on the ground while a country jug band played nearby. When I spoke to the residents, they assured me that the man was fine, but I’ll be sending over the authorities to do a wellness check. Is this some weird new ritual I need to know about? (And seriously, is that guy actually DEAD?!) HMMMMM…. So there you have it — all the mischief and misdeeds in our village this week. I’ll keep you updated with more nonsense as it comes, so stay tuned to DFB! * The anarchy within is mostly created by natural occurrences, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively godzilla-sized lizards who frequent the town; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD be happening. We are grateful to the folks who create and maintain this Tiny Train Town for Disney World, as it’s one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been. A Plague Has Infected EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town — Click Here for More! Join the DFB Newsletter to get all the breaking news right in your inbox! Click here to Subscribe! WE KNOW DISNEY. YOU CAN, TOO. Oh boy, planning a Disney trip can be quite the adventure, and we totally get it! But fear not, dear friends, we compiled EVERYTHING you need (and the things to avoid!) to plan the ULTIMATE Disney vacation. Whether you're a rookie or a seasoned pro, our insider tips and tricks will have you exploring the parks like never before. So come along with us, and get planning your most magical vacation ever! GET YOUR GUIDE NOW What do you think of this week’s nonsense? Tell us in the comments!The post A Murderous Jug Band Is On the LOOSE in EPCOT’s Tiny Train Town first appeared on the disney food blog.View the full article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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